Posts Tagged ‘Mass Effect’

I Bought Mass Effect: Galaxy and I Didn’t Even Get a Stupid Shirt

Posted 25 Feb 2010 — by VaultDweller13
Category Despair, Video Games

Way back in June of 2009 when Conan O’Brien was still on television and people rode mammoths to work EA Mobile released a Mass Effect iPhone game called Mass Effect: Galaxy.  It is not a fun game.  Mass Effect: Galaxy is a top down shooter that struggles with loading issues, accelerometer senesitivity, and being an all around boring game to play.

Now I’m not here to complain all about Galaxy but rather one particular aspect of it.  On the main menu there is a “Mass Effect 2″ option which prompts you to sign up for, or log into an EA.com account to sync your iPhone game with it.  Once completed, the screen prompts you that a reward is waiting for you in Mass Effect 2 on completion of Galaxy.  This message got me very excited to get into Mass Effect 2 and see what kind of unique item or situation would be waiting for me due to my purchase and eventual completion of the iPhone game.

Well guess what, there is no reward.  Your “reward” is a fleeting mention by Jacob (the main character of Galaxy) in Mass Effect 2 that he killed a bunch of Batarian terrorists on the Citadel once.  That’s it!?  I wasn’t expecting much but that’s a complete middle finger to everyone who bought Galaxy.  So much for showing some love to the people who support a franchise you own no matter what medium it’s on EA.

Why the Mass Effect Film Has Me Worried…

Posted 15 Jan 2010 — by malcolmchaos7
Category Despair, Movie News/Previews, Movies, Video Games

Mass Effect, the hit rpg/third person shooter/ all around awesome game produced by the geniuses at Bioware impressed a lot of people, not the least of which was me. I’m not impressed, however, with the man who managed to option the movie rights.

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